Poromon: I don’t know if we should be in here, Janice!

Paddington: Excuse me, pardon me, but I was told that there would be marmalade here. Or, rather, I was offered something in a tall bottle, but it smelled a little odd, and so I requested marmalade instead. *pause* Hello!

Jan: Eeee! Bear! You’re mine now.

Poromon: Run while you caaaaan...

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Reno: Yo, Fandom! It’s another beautiful day in the soggiest big city I ever saw, an’ here I am, inside, drinkin’ rum and enjoyin’ the skyline, yo. Pretty, ain’t it?

Deadpool: You only say that because you’re secretly Japanese and love that crap.

Reno: Last I checked, I wasn’t. But it does kinda remind me of home sweet home anyhow, yo. Mmm, smog ( Read more... )

Reno: Okay, I’m up. I’m awake. I’m here. You can untie the bottle of rum from the stick now an’ stop wavin’ it in front of my face, squirrels. I get the point, yo.

Deadpool: Awww, they caught you too! Sneaky little bastards.

Reno: We sure they’re squirrels? They’re kinda like little extra fuzzy rats when they get like this, ain’t they?

Deadpool: ( Read more... )

Wade: Where are the cherry bombs? You guys promised me cherry bombs if I followed you to this creepy building.

*chittering*

Wade: ...Why would I want apple juice? Gross.

Reno: Ew... Got you too, huh? They told me there was pizza. But they’re liars and they smell dumb.

Wade: Duh. They’re squirrels. Here, you read these. They promised me the ( Read more... )

Deadpool: Goooood mornin’ Fandom. Say good morning, Jan.

Jan: NO! I want cartoons!

Deadpool:That’s Askani for ‘good morning’, folks.

Reno: Yeah? What’s Askani for ‘I’m just here because the squirrels promised booze?’

Jan: I wanna braid his haaaaaair.

Deadpool: Yeah, let’s go with that. She’s been on a hair braiding kick since a certain no good ( Read more... )

George: Okay, the next rodent who touches me is drawing back a bloody stump, do you hear that? I could just squash most of you if I had real shoes on instead of [[DEAD AIR]]ing slippers.

*A door opens and slams*

Reno: What the... here? The hell’s the matter with you rodents, yo? It’s too damn early to pull out the rum for this crap! I see what ( Read more... )

Reno: Hah! I knew it! You little furry buggers couldn't last a year without wantin' my ass back in here for more broadcasts, could you?

*chittering*

Reno: And you brought me my favorite rum! Aw, I missed you too, you little rodent freaks. See, all I'm missin' now is a bitchy blonde to read the notes with, and I'll be all set, yo ( Read more... )

Arthur: Good evening, Fandom. I hope this Wednesday finds you fine and untroubled. We've earned this... relative... calm. I'd like you all to meet my 'co-host' for the evening.

Reno: Chuck Norris, yo! Heh. It's been a while since I was in here. I'm startin' to forget what all these fiddly little buttons do, zoto. Oooh. But the rum, that I remember ( Read more... )

Jenny: Good evening, Fandom citizens! I'm Jenny, he's Reno, this is Booze n' News, and you have just over twenty-four hours left to get me something nice for my birthday.

Reno: ... Aw, crap. I just got back from a week in a perpetual thunderstorm. Didn't get you nothin', Jenny. How you feel about large riding chickens?

( WARK. Er. Radio! )

Reno: Yo, Fandom! Looks to me like we got another Tuesday. A good Tuesday. A fine Tuesday. The kinda Tuesday where the squirrels, furry little saints that they are, bring me booze. Yes, Fandom, you gotta tolerate another Tuesday night broadcast with Reno an' Jenny, yo. I'm Reno.

Jenny: And I'm Jenny.

Reno: And we got booze! And notes. We do got ( Read more... )